“ONE WAY OUT” BY THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND
my favorite band and the best band ever THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND
my favorite guitarist derek trucks
omg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going “shit, shit!”. Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted “I forgot to set my TiVO!” FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, “Beat ya!” She’s thirteen. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed “Yes Brittany!” at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML
WAT THE POINT
UH YA