September 2009
3 posts
May 2009
2 posts
April 2009
8 posts
OMG WAT A DUMB FUCK
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going “shit, shit!”. Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted “I forgot to set my TiVO!” FML
OMG
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, “Beat ya!” She’s thirteen. FML
OMFG
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed “Yes Brittany!” at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML
idk
idk know wat im doing on this but wat ever, fuck my life
hello
and hello idk
“this is a crazy bitch quoted”
